so carla had an asthma attack and we were at the doctors office and she was going to get a breathing treatment.
the doctor tells her to sit in a chair because its going to make her jittery and her heart is
going to start to race.
she starts the treatment which is this plastic pipe looking thing and after a minute or so she says her heart really is starting to race and shes feeling light headed now but she can breath a little easier
which is good, but being the junkie i am all i could think of was how could i get a hit off that treatment machine.
Damn.. i wish I had asthma
then we wonder out to get her inhaler from the pharmacy and like all woman my wife must stop at the restroom.
there are two unisex rooms, so she goes into the one to the right and I'm standing there, and her comes this young blond looks at me then says is there someone in there to which I say yes ( I think no fucker I just like to smell shit so I stand outside restrooms waiting for an obese woman to come out so I can run in and smell her aftermath)
carla comes out of the restroom and I hand her the backpack and the young girl looks at my so I turn to her and tell her to go ahead and there is a silence between carla and me
so she asks me why the girl waited for my approval and i tell her "hell I know what your shit smells like"
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Breathing Treatment
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